Professor Chimino, when asked how he could draw a perfect circle on the chalkboard free hand. He said “It’s simple. You hold the radius constant.” James Aittama BSPH 1970

You’ve heard mine before: Mine was from Doc Baril “Mr. Thomas, you needed a high “F” on the final exam to get a “C” in the class, you got a low “F”, hence the “D”.

Submitted by Tim Thomas, BSME 1981

- Thank you, Tim! -SB